Spoiler Alert: Harrison Ford is "The Atomic Grampa"

Now that the eagerly anticipated INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL has had its Cannes premiere, the reviews have started pouring in. The consensus is that while the film is not a calamitous failure on the order of George Lucas's STAR WARS prequels, it is not exactly the Second Coming either. Sorry nerds.

The Guardian review leaks a set piece that sounds suspiciously like Mickey Rooney's wild predicament in THE ATOMIC KID (or Ray Luca's in the classic TV series CRIME STORY). If you haven't figured out the spoiler by now, go read the Guardian story or... go to your favorite theater on May 22nd and see the movie for yourself.

CONELRAD is looking forward to seeing Cate Blanchett as Dr. Irina Spalko, Indy's Soviet dominatrix...er...nemesis. CONELRAD readers can insert their own whip joke here...

Cate Blanchett as Dr. Irina Spalko





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